Sunday funday!
Pork Store for brunch, Bernal Hill for sweet views, Humphry Slocombe for crazy-good ice cream.
Sunday funday!
Pork Store for brunch, Bernal Hill for sweet views, Humphry Slocombe for crazy-good ice cream.
It was good; meaty; yes.
About as good as Steak n Shake (for you midwesterners) ……… but SnS is open 24/7 and has a much larger menu, so…?
“So it’s only an hour and a half.”
Quite apt.

Know Thyself, Bitch.
Apartment 310 is ready to partyyyy!
At Laura’s, watching her roommates decorate for their Bacchanalia Toga 3-in-1 Birthday Bash!
Excited for togas, vino, grapes, pizza (what, it fits) and debauchery!
:D

So this happened today:
A drunken driver in an SUV blundered into the Muni Metro tunnel in downtown San Francisco, bringing train service to a halt for more than two hours Thursday morning after he became stuck half a mile in, authorities said.
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