Sunday funday!

Pork Store for brunch, Bernal Hill for sweet views, Humphry Slocombe for crazy-good ice cream.

On my birthday I went to Nightlife at the Academy of Sciences. I love that place!

On my birthday I went to Nightlife at the Academy of Sciences. I love that place!

socaliente asked: YOU HAVE TO WRITE MORE THAN THAT. HOW WAS IT, WHAT DID IT TASTE LIKE, DID YOU LOVE IT?!?!!?1

It was good; meaty; yes.

About as good as Steak n Shake (for you midwesterners) ……… but SnS is open 24/7 and has a much larger menu, so…?

My first In ‘n Out!

My first In ‘n Out!

“So it’s only an hour and a half.”

Quite apt.

Birthday toga party was a success.

The goddesses are ready to party!

The goddesses are ready to party!

socaliente:

Know Thyself, Bitch.

Apartment 310 is ready to partyyyy!

At Laura’s, watching her roommates  decorate for their Bacchanalia Toga 3-in-1 Birthday Bash!

Excited for togas, vino, grapes, pizza (what, it fits) and debauchery!

:D

socaliente:

Know Thyself, Bitch.

Apartment 310 is ready to partyyyy!

At Laura’s, watching her roommates decorate for their Bacchanalia Toga 3-in-1 Birthday Bash!

Excited for togas, vino, grapes, pizza (what, it fits) and debauchery!

:D

So this happened today:

A drunken driver in an SUV blundered into the Muni Metro tunnel in downtown San Francisco, bringing train service to a halt for more than two hours Thursday morning after he became stuck half a mile in, authorities said.

(via)

So this happened today:

A drunken driver in an SUV blundered into the Muni Metro tunnel in downtown San Francisco, bringing train service to a halt for more than two hours Thursday morning after he became stuck half a mile in, authorities said.

(via)

The Tens: The Tens's Second Annual Best Of List!

Best Person Guaranteed to Whip San Francisco Into an Orgiastic Frenzy: Anthony Bourdain

Best Inanimate Object to Whip San Francisco Into an Orgiastic Frenzy: A map of San Francisco

Best Men’s Room to Check Out Another Man’s Junk That Doesn’t Have Mirrors Above the Urinals: Delirium, Edinburgh Castle (Tie)

Best Imminent Resignation by an Elected Office Holder: Ross Mirkarimi

Best Pick-Up Line by a Straight Male (Mission District): Hi, my name is Ty Segall.

Best Pick-Up Line by a Straight Male (Rest of San Francisco): Hi, my name is Pat Burrel, wanna fuck?

Best Burrito: Taco

Best Way to Keep Me From Ever Eating at Your Restaurant: Name it “Tacolicious”

Best Food Trend that Replaced Bacon and Cupcakes: Sticks of butter

Best Month of Summer: January

Best Conversation: Person 1: “I just saw Girl With the Dragon Tattoo.” Person 2: “Oh, well I saw the Swedish version.” Person 3: “Oh, well I read the book.” Person 4: “I read the book in Swedish, fuck you.”

Best Person (Under 18): Kid who jumped off the Golden Gate Bridge on a field trip on a dare

Best Person (Age Unknown): Person who stole Guy Fieri’s Lamborghini

Best Campsite: Jefferson Square Park

Best Place I Saw an Angry Man Smash Another Man’s Guitar: Washington Square Park

Best Advertising for a Museum Exhibition That I Did Not Attend: Maharaja: The Splendor of India’s Royal Courts

Best Service Animal I Really, Really, Really Want to See on Muni: Miniature Horse

Best Time to Hear San Franciscans Cry: May 25, 2011, 12th Inning

Best NFL Team I Totally, Absolutely Predicted Would go to the NFC Championship Before the Season: 49ers

Best Rapture: October 21, 2011

Best Mafia: Cab Drivers

Best Occupy Sign: In Capitalist America, Bank Robs You

Best Boondoggle: Central Subway

Best Thing to Take Photos of: Garage Doors, People, Cars, Buildings, Graffiti, Trains (Tie)

Best Thing I Saw on a Sidewalk in the Tenderloin: Colostomy Bag

Best Time to Leave Lunch: Co-worker says, “I can’t stand the Coen brothers.”

Best Photo: This one

Best Place to Buy Cigarettes, VHS Tapes, Phone Chargers, Porno Mags, SF Food Bank: 8th & Market, 7th & Market (Tie)

Best Way to Spend a Thursday in April: Getting shitfaced on Manhattans at a judge’s house in West Portal

Best Thing to Get Rid Of: UN Plaza’s Fecal Fountain, Cupid’s Span (Tie)

Best Fashion Trend: The John Muir look

Best Pants: No Pants

Best Marina Bar: LOL

Best Mobile, Gay Nightclub: The Man Van

Best Best Of List: The Tens’s First Annual Best Of List

See all of them here.